Thursday, November 23, 2006

Japanese TV Debut

I have finally made it big in Japan! I recently made my spectacular debut on Japanese TV. It all started a few weeks back when I went to a comedy night with American and British acts performing material about Japan. It was being filmed by fuji TV (The Channel 4 of Japan) for a programme comparing western and Japanese attitudes towards humour, which are very different indeed.

Unfortunately I was not one of the acts (Im still working on my material) and the interview that I took part in was not broadcast either (I think the number of heinekens that I drank in honour of my dutch friend explains that one). But for a split second there is a close up of me laughing hysterically and thats good enough for me. I have laughed on national television in Japan!!! I never thought that I would ever see the day. I have tried to upload the footage onto youtube but it is just over the upload limit. Does anyone know a better video hosting site?

Monday, November 06, 2006

JC DC


At the weekend I visited Waseda's annual festival. There were various performances, alot of food (but no alcohol!) and a whole load of people. One building was dedicated solely to music performances with classrooms transformed into venues ranging in genre and, it has to be said, ability. It seems that as long as you make an effort and turn up with an instrument they will let you play. So after a few mediocre rock bands I was happy to stumble upon "AC DC" (well the Japanese tribute act of the same name). In true Japanese form they played each note perfectly and even had the image right. Having said that the singing just might lose them some marks........

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Warning: Smoking May Prevent Extreme Physical Exertion

"Congratulations! You have been selected to run the 2007 Tokyo marathon."

Oh crap.

I figured I needed some motivation to get fit so I applied for the Tokyo marathon a while back. I never expected them to take me seriously but I received an acceptance email the other day which states that I can run as long as I dont fall into one of the following catergories:

High blood pressure
High blood sugar
Hyperlipemia
Smokers
People being treated for heart disease,
People have a family history of heart disease
People who have experienced sudden fainting

So now I have to make a choice. Take up smoking and eat at McDonalds every day or get my ass into gear and train for 4 months. Well if my old English teacher Mr Roper can do it.......







Ah and if anyone is looking for a relly dark tan then try this place. If the name is anything to go by you wont be disappointed.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Giants or Dragons?

Yesterday I did something that any self-respecting Englishman would be ashamed of....... I went to a baseball game. Whatsmore I actually enjoyed myself! I was duped into going by the prospect of seeing the Dragons vs the Giants. It was only when I entered the Tokyo dome and took my seat that I noticed that the Dragons were unable to roast their opposition alive and the Giants were, even by Japanese standards, average height. Most teams have similarly misleading names, the most comical of which being the Nippon Ham Fighters who sound more like a group of pork-battling superheroes than a baseball team.

We were supporting the Dragons as my friend is a huge fan. As the game got going I noticed that not only did everyone else have at least 3 blue items of merchandise attached to them but they all knew every word to each chant that echoed around the stadium. Unlike English football songs these would often involve complex morse-code clapping routines and some even had different verses. The only chant that I understanded was the final shouts of もう一人 (mouhitori) which meant "one guy left" but in terms of British chants it probably translates to something alot less polite.

In the end the Dragons won which caused all hell to break loose. This being the final game of the Pacific League they had not only won the game but also the entire season. The manger cried, the fans started shouting ありがとう (arigatou), it was all very emotional.

Ok so I like baseball. But I still hate American Football and I refuse to recognise the word soccer. Believe me Im not turning American, but maybe a little part of me is turning Japanese.


Monday, October 09, 2006

Cilla Black Flag?!


What a weekend! Since coming to Tokyo my time outside the classroom has mostly been spent sightseeing and shopping, the ussual tourist passtimes. Then on Friday I joined the guitar club, a group of about 20 waseda students who put together bands and perform several gigs on campus throughout the year. But as the only foreign student it tested my Japanese talents to say the least. At first I was just pelted with British band names which was easy enough although it was handy having a piece of paper around when I couldnt understand the Japanese pronunciation.

Then one member went into great detail about his love of Cilla Black(who for some reason he perceived as a punk artist!?!) , the Hollies and a variety of other 60s acts. It was embarrasing that his knowledge of western music was better than mine but I guess his tastes were more similar to that of my dads. Maybe I should introduce them....

The meeting basically consisted of alot of drinking, a few snacks and no band oranisation whatsoever. Considering there is a performance due next month at the University`s festival they dont seem to be in much of a hurry.

I got home pretty late so by the time I had got up on Saturday I had to go meet my Dutch friend Dirk to go see his favourite punk rock band, The Stance Punks. The club in Ikebukero was unilike anything that I have ever seen in London. No sticky floors or extortionate drink prices(you even got a drinks token included in the price!), the entire place was clean and very well thought-out. The performance area was cut off from the bar via what can only be described as an air-lock. This was great at soundproofing the room but it wasnt so practical when carrying a couple of beers.

Considering the fact that Japan lacks the heritage that the Ramones and The Sex Pistols left in their wake in the US and UK I was pleasantly surprised at the standard of musicianship. Bands of this standard performing in London would at least pack out a small venue of this type but by British standards it seemed half-empty. It seems that there are so many bands in Tokyo that you have to be something special to actaully make a living.

I abused my western status at the merch stall to blag a free cd (i think they thought I was some kind of record company rep). Trouble is I have no cd player or pc to play it on so youll have to wait a while for my review. Thats all for now, bye!

Sunday, October 01, 2006

First Pics


Just got a phone with a camera so I thought I would try it out. This is the view from my 8th floor window.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Crown saved my life

I still dont have a camera so you will just have to make do with my powers of description for now. The past week has mainly consisted of orientation after orientation. I have lost count of the number of forms that I have filled in, it seems that here in japan every part of student life comes with a registration form and questinairre. You even have to apply to have a party at my halls, needless to say its not the most exciting place in Tokyo but its clean and modern (I think they were trying for a prison meets spaceship theme).

I spent the weekend exploring nearby Shinjuku, one of the busier districts of Tokyo full of restaurants and izakayas (japanese pubs). So far my most common pass-time is "guess the food" which involves pointing at random foods on the menu and then eating whatever turns up. No food poisoning thus far but I cant say im a fan of the gooey green mess that I later found out was grilled aubergene, harmless enough but I didnt know that at the time! I also met up with some students from Edinburgh who are staying in Japanese all-male halls. They told me horror stories of drink till you puke induction ceremonies and 6 am wake up calls followed by 4km runs. Seems my prison-ship isnt so bad after all.

On Sunday some students from Waseda organised a guided tour of certain areas of Tokyo. My group visited Harajuku which consisted of a variety of weird clothes shops and even weirder people. Basically camden market with the circus in town. No doubt you will have seen pictures of Japanese teenagers dressed up in weird costumes and gothic make-up. Well this is where they hang out every Sunday much to the amusement of tourists and locals alike. From there we visited Yoyogi park which is more of a forrest than a park. The folliage towers above stoney paths blocking out the noise of the city providing brief respite from the chaos of the urban sprawl.

A party had been planned in the evening but as we finished before the other groups I got to experience my first taste of Japanese karaoke. The variety on offer was astounding, as one girl was singing her favourite disney song I found the entire Pantera back catalogue was on offer. Somehow I managed to resist the temptation of ripping into my Phil Anselmo impression and played it safe with the Clash. Unfortunately this being the birthplace of karaoke everyone seems to be a pro and I quickly realised that I was way out of my league. I put my lack lustre performance down to my sobriety, although that was about to be obliterated by my introduction to nomihoudai or "all you can drink".

Here are the rules: 2500Yen (about 12 quid), a two hour time limit and as much drink and food as you can consume within said time limit. It soon became evident that I can only drink at Weatherspoons speed which is much much faster than you should drink when 1) the drinks are free and 2) they keep on coming. Anyway it seemed to impress some nearby Japanese guys who had heard the legends of the English drinker, so I started showing off. It seems my Tescos vodka and Iron Bru training has served me well, I managed to get through a number of japanese spirits and I even remember leaving the establishment. But I have no recollection of how I got from there back to my bed, nor do I remember any of the random Americans that I seem to have enthusiastically introduced myself to. But my final memory of that night still haunts me now. All that I can recall is a feeling of euphatic relief that the sick being fought over by a number of well-fed rats was someone elses. I returned home triumphant, god bless the Crown and all who drink in her!